You know you are a sadist when…

You know you are a sadist when…

  • You own 3 or more tennis rackets, however not one tennis ball.
  • The powdered ginger and chili pepper is never ever in the cupboard, because it being in your toy bag.
  • Thumbtacks are super glued, point side up along the edge of the nightstand.
  • Everything at the DYI shop looks like a multi use appliance.
  • You possess 2 dozen 8 oz. lead fishing weights, but no angling pole.
  • All of your personal clothespins are interconnected with a roll of jute cord.
  • You still keep wire coat hangers in your closet, a lot of them.
  • You have a frequent buyer card from wicks n’ sticks.
  • You have 4 broom handles, however not a completed broom.
  • Zip ties are perpetually on your shopping checklist….

2 thoughts on “You know you are a sadist when…”

Leave a Reply